Prayer Request

Hey, if you all could please pray for my grandma that’d be really great. She’s been in the hospital for a week and they can’t figure out what’s wrong. She’s lost a ton of weight because she can’t keep any […]

Class President Issues Statement

I appreciate responsible people. It’s good to be responsible, it really is. And sometimes I’m not as responsible as I should be. But come on people, a skip day. “Doing that is totally irresponsible and I would never ever condone […]

I Don’t Get It

There is an excess of epochs in this occasionally dawdling, thorny, and almost ostensibly and futilely insignificant life, where one ascertains that it is intricately complex to wade through the impenetrable and nearly opaque goop that resides in your brain […]

IMPORTANT SAFETY BULLETIN

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The American Medical Association has announced a new national symbol for choking. This new symbol will replace the old one starting immediately. Please inform all of the people in your safety department, and try […]

Bleh

You know, I watch very little TV. There’s the occasional sports game or Seinfeld epsiode, but comparatively speaking I hardly ever watch TV. And so it is with a heavy heart that I report that tonight I watched CSI Miami. […]