Dear Tiffany,
Note: Because Tiffany is the only person on the whole entire planet that cares about me, this blog post will be written directly to her. Thanks for your comments. Yes, apparently it is true that no one (except you) cares […]
Naught But A Farewell
This is naught but a farewell post to all of you non CPLS people out there that shall be remaining in Topeka over the course of this week. While I’m in…NEW YORK CITY!!!!! Yeeeeahhh! Yes, I can’t stay and blog […]
Today I Wore Plaid Bellbottoms And A Pink Beret
No I didn’t just do it for fun, and no I don’t normally. I don’t need help. Really. Today was our senior slave auction day. So of course the people that bought me really brought out my dashing good looks […]
Just Wondering
Warning: This post is slightly odd and is not intended for children. Have you ever been to a social gathering and had to go to the bathroom and only after you finished do you you notice that there is no […]
Forget Hermione
That’s right, I went there. For all of you little Hermione fanatics and “fanboys” out there, I say, “Pshaw!!” Then I clear my throat and say, “Sorry about that. My throat’s been dry lately.” I cough a couple times, then […]