Forget Hermione

That’s right, I went there.

For all of you little Hermione fanatics and “fanboys” out there, I say, “Pshaw!!” Then I clear my throat and say, “Sorry about that. My throat’s been dry lately.” I cough a couple times, then finally lift my head and say, “I totally forgot what I was going to say.”

*Awkward Silence Here*

“Oh right!” I continue. “Ahem. Forget Hermione! Cho Chang is where it’s at now!!”

I don’t have school tomorrow. I’m going to go to Manhattan and play golf instead. YES! I love the feeling of the night before a day where you should be going to school but you’re not. There’s nothing that’s quite like it. Except Cho.

For lack of anything better to talk about, here’s my rendition of Harry and Cho’s relationship (lifted from my comment on Tiffany’s blog):

Harry: Hi Cho.
Cho: I’m hot.
Harry: I know.
Cho: You want to kiss me?
Harry: Yes. Very yes!
Cho: Awesome!
Harry: So that was cool, but…
Cho: You took advantage of my poor innocence!!
Harry: Oh crap.
Cho: I’m outta here.
*Cho Exits*
Harry: Just thinking of you…or Fluer Delacore?
*Cho Enters*
Cho: Hey guess what?
Harry: What?
Cho: I’m going to act really secretively and you won’t know whether or not I like you and am playing hard to get or actually hate your guts.
Harry: Why?
Cho: To advance the plot.
Harry: Ohhh. Gotcha. Ok, well, see you in the next book!
Cho: I’m still really hot.
Harry (and Ansen): I know.

Till the ‘morrow next.