I Am Lame (And Sparticus)

Yes I shot a 39 on the front nine and finished overall with an 82 and got 3rd place and avenged my disqualification from last years’ state tournament. Oh, and the team got first. And back to back state championships […]

We’re Going to Win

I came home from work and ate some ribs. Then I ate chicken nuggets. Then I thought to myself, “I am glad I’m not going to school tomorrow.” THAT’S RIGHT! State golf tourney!! And we’re going to win. And that’s […]

Happy 10000th Day!!

SIDE NOTE: IF YOU WANT A SENIOR PICTURE OF ME, CLICK HERE! Hmm. You’d think I’d be happy after reaching my 10,000th hit. Well, now you probably don’t think that, because I just sort of gave away the fact that […]

Love/News

You know, love is a happy time all throughout the universe. It’s when a male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, “Hey!! You wanna go on a date?” And she says, “Why […]