There is an excess of epochs in this occasionally dawdling, thorny, and almost ostensibly and futilely insignificant life, where one ascertains that it is intricately complex to wade through the impenetrable and nearly opaque goop that resides in your brain […]
PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT INFORMATION: The American Medical Association has announced a new national symbol for choking. This new symbol will replace the old one starting immediately. Please inform all of the people in your safety department, and try […]
You know, I watch very little TV. There’s the occasional sports game or Seinfeld epsiode, but comparatively speaking I hardly ever watch TV. And so it is with a heavy heart that I report that tonight I watched CSI Miami. […]
Have you ever felt like making fun of someone because they said something would happen a certain way but you knew based on previous experiences that it wouldn’t happen that way and that they were wrong and you were right […]
Well, here I am. Oh, and Abe’s here too! Matthew fixed my webcam. So now I can sit here and watch myself type. It’s rather strange actually…I never knew that I looked so weird. Why didn’t you tell me!? I’m […]