No I didn’t just do it for fun, and no I don’t normally. I don’t need help. Really. Today was our senior slave auction day. So of course the people that bought me really brought out my dashing good looks […]
Warning: This post is slightly odd and is not intended for children. Have you ever been to a social gathering and had to go to the bathroom and only after you finished do you you notice that there is no […]
That’s right, I went there. For all of you little Hermione fanatics and “fanboys” out there, I say, “Pshaw!!” Then I clear my throat and say, “Sorry about that. My throat’s been dry lately.” I cough a couple times, then […]
Yeah that’s right. Got some new shoes on the way. Check these bad boys out: Re-issue of the Burnt Orange and Green Suede 1982 Adidas Kick. You know you want them. The bad thing is that they haven’t shipped yet, […]
Winter. No.