Happy 10000th Day!!

SIDE NOTE: IF YOU WANT A SENIOR PICTURE OF ME, CLICK HERE! Hmm. You’d think I’d be happy after reaching my 10,000th hit. Well, now you probably don’t think that, because I just sort of gave away the fact that […]

Love/News

You know, love is a happy time all throughout the universe. It’s when a male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, “Hey!! You wanna go on a date?” And she says, “Why […]

Dear Tiffany,

Note: Because Tiffany is the only person on the whole entire planet that cares about me, this blog post will be written directly to her. Thanks for your comments. Yes, apparently it is true that no one (except you) cares […]

Naught But A Farewell

This is naught but a farewell post to all of you non CPLS people out there that shall be remaining in Topeka over the course of this week. While I’m in…NEW YORK CITY!!!!! Yeeeeahhh! Yes, I can’t stay and blog […]