With the birds I’ll share this lonely view: I like dirt. Oh little vampire children!! That’s rule number one! You know not to run while holding a wooden stake. When pinched by a lobster, jokes are less funny. Turn around, […]
Have you ever seen a parked vehicle spontaneously burst into flame? I hadn’t either, until today. So I’m at work, and I’m training this new guy, just walking around and showing him where everything is and how to work it. […]
Good grief. A guy takes a two-day vacation from blogdom and everyone is on him like retarded dogs with ADD on salmonella poisoned gazelle carcass. We learned about similes in Rhetoric class. But yes, Mr. Awesome is back and better […]
So thanks to Tiffany’s “22 Finish the Sentences” thing, I present you with today’s post. Feel free to join the party and post your own conclusions to the sentences! 1) I am…Mr. Awesome.2) My ex-boy/girlfriend was…A very kind and compassionate […]
Short post tonight. I’m tired and I have to go to a wedding and go to work tomorrow. I just got back from a concert with Tree63 and the Paul Coleman Trio. And some German guy with a crazy name […]