The Nerd Gets The Girl

“We all need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they’ll tell how they stood in the rain for […]

I Caught You A Delicious Bass

Gosh. I just got back from Matty’s house, where me and my family and he and his family all enjoyed a good Napoleon Dynamite viewing session. It was flippin’ amazing. Anyway, on to…today. Today. What is there to say about […]

No School at School

Today was a day of coolness. That’s really the only way to describe it. You might think that it would be because there were about eight sophomore girls at my house earlier tonight, but that’s not really true. The only […]

The Battle of Littlebox

The commander looked over the front line of horses that had now lined up facing east across the fields. He was lost in thought for a moment as he watched the hot breath of the horses appear and vaporize again […]