Let The Good Times Roll
It’s been a great past couple days. I love happy times. I feel like clapping my hands and shrieking for joy in a girly sort of way like Chris from Family Guy when the artist man tells him that his […]
I’ve Found A Reason (Or Six) For Me
Today was a pretty good day. No. Yesterday was a good day. Don’t worry, I didn’t forget, it’s just a little late. I’ll post again later today (which will be Sunday evening). Meanwhile, I need to go to bed, so […]
A Billion Years Gets You Nowhere
I just spent about a billion years making a cd with over 200 of the best songs of all time. We’re talking like…totally awesome stuff here. And so it gets about halfway through with burning it, and there is an […]
My Cat Is More Addicted To Drugs Than Either Me Or Any Of My Friends Are
With the birds I’ll share this lonely view: I like dirt. Oh little vampire children!! That’s rule number one! You know not to run while holding a wooden stake. When pinched by a lobster, jokes are less funny. Turn around, […]
A Story of a Flaming Truck
Have you ever seen a parked vehicle spontaneously burst into flame? I hadn’t either, until today. So I’m at work, and I’m training this new guy, just walking around and showing him where everything is and how to work it. […]