I have officially declared war on my face. In case you were wondering.
Red splotches and dots are popping up all over my face and tonight I announced to…me…that I wasn’t going to stand for it any longer. I launched the first attack tonight, which involved vigorous scrubbing with soap and water and some of that skin something or other that someone said would help. Don’t worry, I’ll keep you updated on my progress, since I’m sure you all care about this so much.
Umm…the weekend was fine. Kinda slow.
The End.
Yes, I am familiar with these face invaders. The best thing to do is eat about a bag of sour cream n’ onion deep fried potato chips, then throw powdered glaze chemical over your face. Do not wash.
I definitely think we need a picture
I always poured battery fluid on my face, but that’s just me.
Put some Windex on it.