A lady at work today told me that my elementary teachers “must’ve hated me” because my handwriting is “atrocious”. I punched her in the mouth.
In other news, I am itchy. Have you ever had all your fingernails pretty short except for like…just one or two of them? It’s really annoying. I ended up tearing the one on my left pointer figner off…but I tore too much of it off and it hurt. I stuck my finger in my mouth for a while and wimpered, and then I felt better.
If you ever find yourself starting to feel depressed. Shout “RICE CAKES!” as loud as you can. People will be like, “What!?” and then you’ll feel so stupid for having shouted “rice cakes” that you won’t be able to avoid laughing at your own antics. “Man,” you’ll chuckle to yourself. “That was so silly of me.”
Man, I DID that the other day. I in the middle of this crowd and I was like, “RICE CAKES!!” Then I realized I was at the NRCC (National Rice Cake Convention) and everybody around me was like, “I KNOW!!” and I didn’t feel any better.
I’m glad you punched that lady in the mouth.
The “nineteen” looks different than the other font……
That’s because it is. It’s in bold.
i dont know if punching someone is always the best answer. first, you tell them that Jesus loves them THEN you punch them. come on, don’t they teach you anything at JBU (just kidding)? also, i think shouting rice cakes could solve a lot of problems in this world.
thank you for keeping it to yourself. I have access to and control over the Bernard residence for a couple weeks while they are in the holy land. Want to come over? There is a hot tub…