Incoherent Thoughts from the Paralyzed Mind

I have nothing to say. Honestly. I contemplated not posting at all today. But instead, I surfed countless other blogs, and took notes. By the way…have you ever wondered if you could click the “next blog” link on the top of blogs and eventually have it lead to your own, or even someone that you knew? That’d be crazy. I did come across several blogs multiple times. Anyway, here are my incoherent thoughts on blogs…

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Blog Spelling Errors of the Day: “Resent Events”, “I died my boyfriend’s hair yesterday…”, and “Rright so this is my first bost on this glob…”

Worst Joke on a Blog: “A man in the water with no arms and no legs is called…Bob…because he can’t do anything but bob in the water. Get it? It’s funny.”

Worst Names of Blog Websites: “home” and “more hot than you are you idiot”.

Worst Blog Titler – Here are the five most recent titles of posts on this one girl’s blog: “Hey.”, “hey”, “hi”, “boreD”, “Hiya”

Worst capitalization on a blog: Just see for yourself…http://taikikawaii.blogspot.com

Most…um…well…Interesting Poem on a Blog:

The little mousy of communism says “squeak squeak”.
The little birdy of capitalism says “tweet tweet”.
The little kitty of fascism says “meow meow”.
They continue their songs while walking the road of communism.

“Isn’t this weird?” I say as I notice a string in my shoe.
But my three-legged dog does not respond.

Most Odd (and somewhat disturbing) Blog Titles: “But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere, with anyone making out…”, “I am most definitely a woman”.

Does anyone else notice that it seems like most of the blogs with unique templates are either not english, or are young pre-teen girls that have tons of pictures of anime?

Dumbest Posts: 1) Title: “Let’s do Lunch”. Content: “…MORE DETAILS TO COME…” 2) Title: “Oh my” Content: “I totally just farted.”

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Ok. So I guess those thoughts kinda did go together. I mean they’re all about blogs right? You should surf some sometime, it’s very interesting. Oh, and a deep moral for this post? Um…well…they’re are a lot of reeeaaallllly dumb blogs out there, and so you’ll learn to appreciate the ones you have. I mean, we have. In our little blogging community. You know.

Anyway, it’s time for me to split. Of course, a post just wouldn’t be an Ansen post without a lucubration, so I’ll leave you with this: Sometimes I get in a really bad mood and have a hot temper. Once, while walking through the mall, a guy came up to me and said “Hey, how’s it going?” So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said “Now who’s asking the questions?!?” I might have over-reacted a bit.

*Just so you are aware, don’t get mad at me if I don’t post tomorrow. I might be boycotting. I don’t know if I’ll be to post on a day like tomorrow. Valentine’s Day just…isn’t cool.