Since Matthew is here and I don’t want to take forever, tonights entry shall be short but sweet.
There are several things in this world that can really give one a sense of surpassing joy and well-being.
The first of those things is a smoothie. There are few things better than a smoothie that is nice and rich, whilst also being creamy, but most importantly being fruity. A lil cherry, maybe some banana, throw in some blueberry, and you’ve got yourself everything you need to be happy (aside from God).
Secondly, there is a distinct thrill in shooting your friends and/or brothers. Tonight I did plenty of that, and I’m here to vouch for you that there are few things sweeter than pulling a shotgun on your best friend and watching him crumple to the ground as your round blows it’s way through his cerebral cortex*.
Thirdly, there is an absolutely wonderful thing in this world called comedy. This is exemplified all to well in the hit show, Family Guy. The only other time that I have laughed as hard as I have while watching Family Guy is when I shot Matthew (see above).
Fourthly, I always enjoy music. Right after I get done writing these final words down, I will be playing guitar with my main man Mattyboy, who I shot (see above). I’m already looking forward to it and we haven’t even started.
And lastly (fifthly if you’ve been counting) but not leastly, there is blogging. The only thing more fun than blogging is blogging about shooting Matthew (see above). Need I explain?
Farewell my friends.
LUCUBRATION OF THE DAY: One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little brother to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
*Please note: I am not endorsing violence or murder or other various things involving shooting animals/humans. I was referring to a video game, and if you thought I was serious, than you deserve to be shot. Pun intended.