And now, gentle readers, I begin to run out of original ideas and start to copy off of other people. For example, the title. The title is a copy off of Abe. No, it isn’t a direct quote that he said in reference to some entree or girl, but rather, it is more a copy off of his principle. I decided to take something off of the little menu that pops up when you click title. And that’s what I got. Yum.
Then there’s my opening four words, copied directly from the Cap’n himself.
Ok, I guess there isn’t really that much copying. Just those two things.
But anyway, today we celebrated “the dream” of Martin Luther King Jr., which was something about equality or some other crazy thing like that. But the really cool thing was that there was no school today.
But you know, that almost makes tonight worse. Like, you know, it was great while it lasted, but now it’s 10:20, and the horrific shadow of CPLS now looms over me like Kyle looms over Kristen.
That was a horrible joke. I’m sorry.
But yeah, the prospect of school is not a good one. I mean, how could the idea of having to get out of bed at 7:00 in the morning, scraping the car, sleeping through speech class, dying of boredom in music history, eating not-so-good food, speaking spanish, singin random songs, and then coming home, waking up the next day, and doing it all over again be a happy one?
That was a long sentence.
Did you notice that I keep interrupting myself? I finally get going on something, and then I completely break up the rhythm that I’m in. This is going nowhere. Ok, so I really think I’m done for today. I’m having some interesting AIM conversations and I think they’re causing me to lose focus. So…I leave you with this: At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be “Clark Kent, Dentist,” because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, “How’s my back tooth?” and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, “Oh it’s okay,” then the patient would probably say, “Aren’t you going to take an X-ray, stupid?” and you’d say, “Aw screw you, get outta here,” and then he probably wouldn’t even pay his bill.