“I think tonight’s post is going to be short.”
“Why Ansen?!?! Why must you torment us so by giving us less of the meaty goodness that is the content of your posts??”
“Because I have spent over an hour fine-tuning the tool-tips on the sidebar.”
“But we don’t care about tool-tips!”
“That’s what you think.”
“Wha???”
“Check out my meaty post…”
Why Tooltips Are Cool and You Should Like Them
Tooltips are very cool and you should like them. In case you don’t know, tooltips are the little things that pop up when you hovor over a link to someone else’s blog on my sidebar. But why should you like them? I have compiled a very meaty list that contains five (count ’em) reasons:
- I said they were cool, and as we all know, I am an extreme trend setter, and whatever I do will catch on. Trust me. I could get some pants made of snake-skin and then spray-paint them bright orange and within like…probably a week or two everyone would be wearing them. And you know it.
- Some of them say (almost) humerous things about people and their blogs.
- Nathan and Abe have curly hair.
- This blog’s title is very original and witty in nature.
- We get to eat pizza tomorrow during English, and if it costs a $1.50 per slice like silly Mrs. Hanson said it would, then I’m going to make a not so nice tooltip about her, and you will like it, thus making you like a tooltip.
Well, that’s all for today…I’ll leave you with a lucubration though – for olde time’s sake. To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started for quite some time, but I think I finally understand. I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
hey, i don’t even know how to PUT links on my page, so you must be a genius. share the knowledge, ehhhh?!?!
I second Lindsay’s comment. Also, D.R. Driver has had tooltips on his blog since like… Well, forever, so don’t get too pleased with yourself.
Hey Cameron’s says the same thing as seth’s. FYI.
Well, considering I am at the library at the moment (probably only a few computers away from you), and not my personal computer, I will have to wait until after school to remedy the problem. Thanks for letting me know however. See you in a few minutes.