Seriously Over-Sized Biceps

Good grief.

A guy takes a two-day vacation from blogdom and everyone is on him like retarded dogs with ADD on salmonella poisoned gazelle carcass.

We learned about similes in Rhetoric class.

But yes, Mr. Awesome is back and better than ever. An update on the past couple days? Well, we had band practice for the first time in a month, and that was fun. Then came youth group, where Matthew and I played guitar. That was sorta fun. But I missed out on some other uh…then on Monday we had a golf tournament in Lawrence where we were horrible and got beaten and it hailed and I found out that hail hurts when it hits you in the head.

And that’s pretty much it.

In other news, Jonathan is the latest addition to Ansen’s Favs, because I finally talked to him in person for the first time in like four years, and on top of that, I like his blog. And on top of that, um…he was…wearing a blue shirt.

Dana almost moved off the list for not saying hi to me (I totally didn’t see you), but I am a just too nice of a guy to do something like that.

To everyone else:

Kelsie: I think I’ll take it as a compliment that my blog is the one used for announcements. Sorry that your brother is stupid. Siblings are like that sometimes.
Tiffany: Yeah, I do what I can to be funny. Even if it involves lying, like in that one sentence you mentioned. You should count how many times I lie in one post. I bet it’s a lot.
Jackie: Nice to know that I exist. Thanks for your support.
Thomas: Yeah it was down. I used it once already though (before it was down). It worked. Those administrators are so smart.
Nathan: Your link is all fixed up. Good to have you back sir.
David: Good to know that I am missed. Perhaps it was crumbling, but I have come back to hold it up with my two seriously over-sized biceps. Yeah. So have no fear.