Having a deer run across the road right in front of your car in the middle of the night can be a scary experience. Having a clown run across the road right in front of your horse-drawn carriage at the crack of noon can be a scary experience too. Perhaps even more scary than the first situation I mentioned. So it’s good that only the former happened to me tonight.
Hypocrite is an interesting word. When you think about it, we’re all hypocrites to some degree. But then there are some people who are more hypocritical than others. It’s hard not to laugh out loud when someone calls someone else on an issue when you yourself have had an issue with that person regarding that issue. Let me try clarifying that. It’s hard not to laugh out loud when Person #1 calls Person #2 on something that they did wrong, when a couple years ago Person #1 did that very same thing to you. I hope that was a bit more understandable.
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Here’s your lucubration of the day: When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, “I like mayonnaise.” She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.
So i have been checking the relationship experts about once a day and still no senior pictures on my profile. I feel so left out! Naw just kidding about that last part, well kinda.