I’ve been told I’ve been a little too depressing lately. So for your enjoyment, I’m going to revert back to being idiotic and stupid for at least a post or two. I present to you…Ansen’s Deep Thoughts that I’ve made up within the last ten minutes.
-Working is like a contact lens. Sometimes it’s really helpful…but other times it gets real annoying and can make you cry.
-Little brothers are like snowboarders when you’re a skiier. They are pretty cool, but they’re also kind of extreme and sometimes you feel like knocking them onto their rears.
-Finding something to eat is like trying to catch a firefly. It takes some time, but it’s well worth it when you finally catch one. Then…after you’ve had it awhile…you have to get rid of it. Luckily the process of getting rid of a firefly you’ve had is not as disgusting as getting rid of food you’ve ingested.
-Sinning is a lot like learning to play the piano. It’s not much fun at the beginning, but the more you practice the easier it gets. Except your grandma probably won’t give you a dollar and show you off to her friends after you show her how well you can sin.
-Trying to be optimistic is like flying a kite. It’s pretty tough to get things going at first…but once the kite is up in the air things get much easier. It always seems to come down and hit you in the head after a while though…
-Me attempting to be funny is a lot like me breaking my arm while playing bingo. Not only is it really painful for me, but all the people that are watching think I’m retarded.
-Trying to get me to stop eating food is a lot like trying to break a nalgene bottle. It can’t be done…unless you run it/me over with a car.
-Eating rare steaks is a lot like shooting cute little rabbits with bebe guns. Most people will give you a horrified look, but the truth is…it can be deeply satisfying.
Cheers!!
mmm…. I’m not sure what to say to that… I think you’re pretty much dead on about the horrified look… but I’m not sure about shooting the bunnies. Besides the ones that eat your mom’s plants… what have they ever done to you? haha… but I don’t understand the bingo… ’cause you’re not retarded… and I don’t think it’s painful for you to be funny… it seems pretty natural to me!
Ansen- are you going to the CP graduation on Saturday, or do you have to work? Anyway, I don’t live that far away, so I’ll come over for those ‘two hours of nothing’ sometime soon, alright? Talk to you soon- Abe
I pretty much loved that entry- especially the sinning and you being funny deep thoughts.
The Jane Bennet thing is just being modest about your feelings. Although Dria was excited about the babysitting job, she didn’t come across like that to the other people. When we went up to Topeka to see you on Christmas Break, she was concerned that maybe she was being too Jane Bennet and not showing you enough how she actually feels. Luckily, we don’t have that problem!
Well… I certainly didn’t mean to put the pressure on, haha… ’cause you do pretty much all of those things. But if you have a few more… haha… then I guess I shall have to wait and see.