All Colorado Residents and Broncos Fans,
My name is Ansen Bayer, a representative for the APKA (Association for the Promotion of Kansas Athletics), and I am writing to you to express our gratitude to the very thoughtful state of Colorado.
Your very own Denver Broncos completely choked today in their matchup against the 49ers of San Francisco (7-9). By losing this game, in combination with the Bengals of Cincinnati and the Titans of Tennessee losing their respective games, Denver has allowed the Kansas City Chiefs the prestigious opportunity to represent the AFC as a Wild Card participant in the NFL playoffs.
Without your team’s assistance, Kansas City would not have the opportunity to drag their fans through a crushing loss to the Indianapolis Colts in the first round, and for that we thank you.
Sincerely,
Ansen Bayer
Public Relations, APKA
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