My Cat Is More Addicted To Drugs Than Either Me Or Any Of My Friends Are

April 14, 2005

by — Posted in Ansen Lays it On

With the birds I’ll share this lonely view: I like dirt. Oh little vampire children!! That’s rule number one! You know not to run while holding a wooden stake. When pinched by a lobster, jokes are less funny. Turn around, those days are gone. Nothing can restrain the years of youth.

To whom it may concern, I gotta mention this, what about the effects you have on kids? You ever stop to think about the millions you influence? Or is it just irrelevent? Is it true, you know, life as you’re you telling it? I still remember. I was a member of a laminated abstinence card. The only think we got in common is our melanin.

Do you understand what I mean when I say there’s no way to give up? College administrators should encourage students to go to the bathroom on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they’ll know this is someone else’s territory. The dream is planted deep so shower it with wisdom. There’s power to believe, he’s given you the dream.

You raise me up to walk on stormy seas. You raise me up so I can disarm Saddam Hussein. It’s the wrong war at the wrong place at the wrong time! I agree with you. I’m not deserving of all the love. For serious. It’s time for coach Phillip Fulmer to finally take a stand.

The random shifting of the desert sands has once more uncovered the ruins of an ancient city, whose secrets eluded the archeologists who explored it before the Al Kharid war. Think of it as an advanced form of JavaScript. Slight chance of a thunderstorm you say? Well here I come back from the dead to take over th…woah!!

Let the rain fall down and undo council action, because there is no one like you.

You’re my only hope.

2 thoughts on “My Cat Is More Addicted To Drugs Than Either Me Or Any Of My Friends Are

  1. I read it too fast, but I recognize song lyrics, some of them good. I’m not sure, however, that I am your only hope. I mean, spread your connections, man. See ya tomorrow

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