Ho-Humness and Coolness Rolled Into One

So on Wednesday I said that I moved to LA, but that’s simply not true. I apologize for any confinusion this may have caused. See, I actually wasn’t the one that wrote that – it was my ferret, Jimmy the Nymph. Yes that is his name. Don’t make fun of him or he’ll turn you into a nude. Newt. I meant newt.

So anyway, “I’m still here!!” is what I’m trying to say. Obviously I’m not trying hard enough…

“I’m still heretical!!”

See, I just can’t do it. Anyway, here’s a run down since that time when I presumably moved to California and got hooked on drugs and directed and starred in my own movie and died in an earthquake (not necessarily in that order).

Over the past four days, I have had two awesome days, two ho-hum days, and one day that seems to have dissapeared. Wednesday was one of the fangoriously awesome days. I worked till one, then went with Matty-boy and met Arielle and Sasha down at their Aunt’s house. Matthew and I dominated in some pool volleyball, and then we went four-wheeling. I also got tan. I now look rather dashing, if I may say so myself.

Then came Thursday. It must have been ho-hum, because I can’t really remember what I did. Ummm….yeah. Really can’t remember. Maybe I didn’t do anything. I probably worked some. And ate something. And…yeah. Ok then.

Friday. FUN-ness! I worked till 1:00, met with Andrew to talk about our living arrangements at college at 2:00, threw poison darts at Marshall till 3:00, ate till 4:00, did jumping jacks till 5:00, and ate again till 6:30, when I finally left for Sports Center to (not work, but rather) meet Becky, Matthew, and Melissa. We played putt putt (I beat Matthew! And Becky! And Melissa! And Ansen!) and watched Matthew and I do badly on the driving range and in the batting cages. Well, the girls watched us do bad. I just watched Matthew. I tried not to look at me. It was too painful. But I did notice that I didn’t lose my bat this time. Which was good.

Then we headed over to DQ and got some yummy ice cream, and then went to Matthew’s to watch The Bourne Identity. I think all three of them had seen it before, but I never had. It was…quite good, quite good.

Some other interesting notes of the evening – Becky fell asleep and likes to hide her purse in bushes, Matthew has hairy eyeballs and is a nutty driver, Melissa lives in a very remote area and thinks Matthew is hot like some actor, and I’m rather dashing and like 7up.

Ok, until next time, remember – on a scale from one to awesome, I’m super great.

Oh, and today was ho-hum again. Yup.