IMPORTANT SAFETY BULLETIN

March 29, 2005

by — Posted in Ansen Lays it On

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IMPORTANT INFORMATION:

The American Medical Association has announced a new national symbol for choking. This new symbol will replace the old one starting immediately. Please inform all of the people in your safety department, and try to help make the transition as smooth as possible. The change is very necessary, as the new symbol more accurately represents choking.

OLD SYMBOL:

NEW SYMBOL:


Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

10 thoughts on “IMPORTANT SAFETY BULLETIN

  1. i just randomly hit your site, clicking through blogger, and i swear, this post is the first thing to make me laugh all day.

    thanks!

  2. hey ansen, i’m responding to your comment on abe’s post: my last post had been up for days now, and i have only two comments on it. i would like to join in your plan to eliminate nathan– just let me know.

  3. Elimination eh? Well it seems to me that if you guys would write better stuff then you would get more comments (oh snap). Just kidding of course, this comment brings you up to five…..

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